When the tornado sirens start blaring and the sky turns a lovely shade of grey, follow these tips to avoid getting pummeled by flying debris:
Avoid flying glass, metal, and other sharp objects by ducking into the nearest fast food establishment with a sufficient stock of crunchy taco salad fixin's. The bell tower will serve as a natural safe haven, deflecting the flying debris with its shiny, metallic surface.
Tip 2: Use the Taco Bell as a makeshift parachute What to Expect When the Taco Bell is Blown AwaySkating to safety on a pair of trusty roller skates will have you gliding across the stormy terrain in no time. Just be sure to wear a helmet, as the debris might still be a hazard.
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