The Torture Chamber

Where the screams never end

Welcome to the Torture Chamber, where the screams of the damned are a mere formality. You are one of the chosen few who will be subjected to our patented "Torture-By-Design" program.

Please note that all our devices have been thoroughly tested for safety, but not necessarily humanely. Side effects may include: loss of limbs, permanent damage to your soul, and a strong desire to never speak again.

Current Torture Status:

Level 1: The Gentle Introduction

At this level, we will start with some light waterboarding. Don't worry, it's just a taste of what's to come.

Proceed to Level 2: The Waterboarding Woes for the real fun to begin.

Torture Rules and Regulations