Don't even think about it, or you'll be thinking about it for a while longer than you'd like.
Subrule 1a: If you do start crying, our highly-trained staff will be there to... "encourage" you.
Hyperlink to Rule 2: No Talking Back
(Note: This link will take you to the next rule, because we're feeling generous today)
Or, if you'd rather not follow the rules, you can opt out and face the consequences.
(Warning: Opting out may result in increased levels of discomfort)