Balls to the Walls 2024 - Official Tournament Rules
1. The tournament is open to anyone who can handle the truth.
2. All participants are required to wear their best "I'm a functioning adult" mask at all times.
3. The objective is to throw the most epic of tantrums when faced with adversity.
4. In the event of a tie, the winner will be determined by a game of rock-paper-scissors. Loser must eat a spoonful of wasabi.
5. No one is allowed to leave the room without first saying "I'm just going to go grab a snack, be right back."