Tournament Entry Requirements

In order to enter the prestigious Golden Donut Tournament, you must first prove your worthiness by completing the following tasks.

• You must have at least 3 years of experience playing the ancient art of Extreme Ironing.
• You must be able to consume at least 5 gallons of pure, unadulterated sugar in one sitting.
• You must know the secret to reciting the entirety of 'The Art of War' by Sun Tzu from memory while blindfolded.

Failing to meet these requirements will result in disqualification and a lifetime supply of stale crackers.

Don't worry, it's not all that hard, there's an advanced tournament for you too!