Top Secret Formulae for the Most Elite Toys

Confidential Information for Advanced Toy Manufacturers

Below are the secret formulas used by the most elite toy makers in the world. Note that these are highly classified information, and you're only allowed to read them if you've completed the "Toybox Initiation Ceremony" and signed the "Non-Disclosure Agreement Form 27-B

Formula 1: Turbo-Charged T-Rex Darts

			
			# Mix 3 parts of pure awesomeness
			+ 2 parts of extreme fun
			+ 1 part of slightly-used nuclear reactor core
			= T-Rex Dart
			
		

Side effects: May cause spontaneous laughter, increased joy, and temporary loss of sanity.

Formula 2: Infinite Coin-Counter 3000

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