According to sources close to the negotiating table, the Trade Agreement 1 was reached after several weeks of heated debate.
Key points include:
- Article 1: Everyone agrees to hate Mondays
- Article 2: Everyone agrees to hate Tuesdays and Fridays
- Article 3: The rest of the week is negotiable
The annexed territories include:
- The land of the rising sun
- The land of the setting sun
- The land of the sun that's always in the middle of the sky
We've heard reports that the trade agreement was reached in exchange for:
- A year's supply of free coffee
- A guarantee that the sun will always rise in the east
- A chance to use the phrase "it's not a bug, it's a feature" without getting fired