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SOCK DYING MACHINERY
Sock Dyeing Machine 3000
Warning: this machine is not for the faint of heart.
Caution: it may stain your clothes, your carpet, and possibly your dignity.
But hey, if you're feeling brave, let's get this Sock Dyeing Party started!
Features:
- 10 color options
- Automatic sock-feeding system (sort of)
- Self-cleaning mechanism (just kidding, you'll still need to wash it)
Click here for Advanced Settings or Colour Palette options.
WARNING: Side effects of excessive sock dyeing may include:
- Uncontrollable urge to wear neon green polka-dot patterned socks
- Loss of friends due to constant requests for sock-themed parties
- Unexplained cravings for fibre arts