Warning: This is not a technique for the faint of heart. In fact, it's not even a technique for people who can focus for more than 2 seconds.
To pull off a successful Accidental Dye Job, one must be able to multitask with the best of them. This technique requires the ability to juggle multiple tasks while simultaneously trying to remember what color you wanted to dye the traffic cone.
Step 1: While walking down the highway, suddenly remember that you left the stove on at home.
Quickly text someone to turn off the stove
