Advanced Mistakes

Here are some expert-level blunders that will surely get you noticed:

• Deliberately Adding Ads - A classic move that's sure to drive away any remaining customers.
• Accidentally Updating to WordPress - A mistake that'll make you question the very fabric of reality.
• Forgetting to Secure Your Server (Again) - The 'I told you so' of web development.
• Coding in Python But Not Knowing Python - A recipe for certain disaster and mild existential dread.

Remember, it's not a mistake if it's intentional, and it's not a mistake if it's repeated.