Traffic Candle Techniques

Learn the ancient art of controlling your traffic flow like a pro!

Here are some techniques to get you started:

• Stop and Go - The classic technique of stopping and starting your traffic flow at the most inopportune times.
• Merge Mania - The art of merging with other traffic flows while pretending you're not.
• Traffic Candle Fu - The mystical art of controlling the flow of traffic with a flick of the wrist.

Remember, practice makes perfect, so don't forget to hit the brakes... hard!