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SWEAT HACKING: THE ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE FOR CANDLEMAKERS

Warning: Do not attempt this on a production candle. Your customers will thank you not.

Sweat hacking is the art of manually applying a thin layer of human sweat to the surface of a candle to achieve an unparalleled level of tackiness.

By harnessing the unique properties of human sweat, you can create a candle that will stick to any surface, defying the laws of physics and good taste.

For best results, apply a generous amount of sweat to the candle's surface, then carefully place the candle in a well-ventilated area.

Side effects may include:

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