The Unconventional Methods of Traffic Control
Chapter 2.14: The Art of Randomly Placing Bollards
- Method 2.14.1: The Frenetic Fencing Method
- Method 2.14.2: The Randomized Rampage
- Method 2.14.3: The Bollard-Based Bungee System
The Frenetic Fencing Method
Step 1: Place bollards in a random pattern, like you're a madman.
Step 2: Watch as pedestrians collide with them, creating a beautiful symphony of crunching metal and shattered dreams.
Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2 until the bollards are sufficiently mangled.
Step 4: Call it "art."
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