Sith Lord Syndrome

Are you suffering from an insatiable lust for power and a disdain for weakness?

Do you find yourself drawn to the dark side, yet still somehow managing to maintain a façade of compassion and empathy?

If so, congratulations: you might be experiencing the symptoms of Sith Lord Syndrome!

Learn to recognize the signs and symptoms, and find out how to live with your condition in our Sith Lord Treatment Guide.

Or, if you're feeling particularly aggressive, you can always Schedule a session with our team of Sith Lord Therapists.

But be warned: we can't promise you'll leave here a better person. Or, you know, a person at all.