Emptiness Cake: A Recipe for the Soul

Ingredients:

• Nothing
• Lesser Nothing
• A pinch of Desperation

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients in a pit of despair.
2. Bake at 350 degrees of emotional numbness for 10 minutes.
3. Let the cake collapse under its own weight of meaninglessness.

Side effects may include:

• Mild existential dread
• Severe feelings of insignificance
• Temporary numbness

More on the side effects of Emptiness Cake Serving Suggestions for Emptiness Cake