Welcome to Paradoxical Pineapple, the Transcendental Taco Variant!

This pineapple is not just a fruit, it's a doorway to another dimension. Or is it?

Legend has it that if you stare into the pineapple's core for 7 minutes and 32 seconds, you'll unlock the secrets of the Transcendental Tacos.

But be warned, the pineapple is guarded by the Taco Overlords, who will not hesitate to throw a tortilla chip at you if you get too close.

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