Transdimensional Roller Derby Helmets: The Helmet that Transports You prophets

Because, you know, safety first

Are you tired of just rolling around in the regular dimensions? Want to experience the thrill of competition, but with a side of interdimensional travel? Look no further than our Transdimensional Roller Derby Helmets!

Our helmets are equipped with advanced transdimensional technology that allows you to safely traverse the vast expanse of the multiverse. With our patented "Transdimensional Tunnelling" system, you'll be able to compete against roller derby teams from across the cosmos.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Testimonials page to see what our satisfied customers have to say about their experiences with our helmets.

Learn more about our helmet specs and how they can transport you to a universe of fun and excitement.

But wait, there's more!

We're not just about helmets, we're about community. Join our Roller Derby Prophets forum to connect with other interdimensional roller derby enthusiasts and share your own transdimensional adventures.