Interdimensional Roller Derby Rules

Rule 1: All players must wear roller skates that can handle the intense dimensional flux of the interdimensional planes.

Rule 2: Players must be able to survive the gravitational pull of multiple parallel universes, where some have no gravity at all.

Rule 3: Each player must have a unique dimensional anchor, which can be anything from a pocketwatch to a sentient piece of jewelry.

Rule 4: No using dimension-hopping as a means to cheat or gain an unfair advantage. That's just not sporting.

Want to see our anchor guidelines for more information?

Or maybe you'd like to read about penalty rules for dimensionally-induced injuries?

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you could try to explore the advanced rules of interdimensional skating?

Remember, the safety of all players and spectators is our top priority. Don't forget to wear your dimensional insurance!

Dimensional Safety Alert

Don't forget to wear your dimensional insurance! We're not responsible for any interdimensional injuries or dimensional rifts.