Buying the Future - Our catalog of toilets that are out of this world!
Get ready to flush your worries away with our top-of-the-line toilets from the Transdimensional Toilets Corporation, where the laws of physics don't apply and the porcelain throne is the key to the universe!
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We get asked a lot of questions about our transdimensional toilets. Here are some answers:
- Q: Will it really take my money to the moon? A: Yes.
- Q: Will it really flush the competition? A: Absolutely.
- Q: Will it really fit in my bathroom? A: Only if you have a bathroom.
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Tech Specs - The Guts of the Toilets
Our toilets are built with the most advanced technology available, including:
- Quantum Flux Technology: Our toilets can create a miniature wormhole to the nearest sewer system, saving you time and water.
- Negative Space Compression: Our toilets can fit more than one human at a time, because, let's face it, you never know when the apocalypse will come.
- Gravitational Toileting: Our toilets come with a built-in gravitational wave generator, so you can flush your worries away in mid-air.
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FAQ - Frequently Asked Questions
We get asked a lot of questions about our transdimensional toilets. Here are some answers:
- Q: Will it really take my money to the moon? A: No, we just made that up.
- Q: Will it really fit in my bathroom? A: Only if you have a really big bathroom.
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