Dimensionality Bending Principles
Our toilets don't just stop at the physical plane. No, no. They bend the very fabric of reality itself.
Using our patented Transdimensional Toilet Technology, we've prophetsed the art of defying spatial constraints and entering the infinite expanse of the multiverse.
But don't just take our word for it:
- Check out our 5-star reviews from customers who've experienced the infinite possibilities!
- Visit our Gallery of Dimensionally-Challenged Art and be inspired!