Welcome to Transdimensional Toilet Co., the leading innovators in inflatable toilet technology. Our toilets are not just any ordinary toilets, but rather vessels of wonder and awe.
With our patented Transdimensional Inflation Technology™, our toilets can be inflated to varying degrees of ridiculousness, allowing you to take a seat on the edge of sanity.
But don't just take our word for it! Read on for more information on how we're revolutionizing the toilet industry with our absurdly wonderful creations.
Key Features:
- Transdimensional Inflation Technology™ for the most unpredictable experience
- Multiverse-compatible seating options for the most discerning user
- Self-sustaining toilet paper supply for the most eco-friendly user
We're not just a toilet company, we're a gateway to new dimensions.