Q: What is Transdimensional Toilet Technology?
A: It's a toilet that can bend reality. Sort of. Okay, it can sort of bend the fabric of reality, but only in small, insignificant ways. Like, have you seen the way it can make a 2-inch piece of toilet paper look like it's 5 feet long? That's some next-level stuff.
Q: How does it work?
A: We're not really sure. Our team of highly trained, highly paid engineers are still trying to figure it out. But rest assured, it involves a lot of math and a can of spray paint.
Q: Is it safe?
A: It's safe-ish. We've had some... incidents. But hey, that's just part of the fun, right?
Q: Can I buy one?
A: Not yet. We're still working on the marketing materials. But trust us, it's worth the wait. Want to see some reality-bending specs while you wait?