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In a shocking turn of events, physicists have discovered that transdimensional toilets are not just a myth, but a reality. The Quantum Overflow Theory posits that every time a toilet overflows in our dimension, it creates a rift in the fabric of space-time, allowing for the emergence of new, parallel universes.
But that's not all - these new universes are not just mere duplicates, oh no! They are filled with alternate versions of you, each one trying to use the same toilet that just overflowed in our dimension. It's like an infinite loop of bathroom drama.
So, how do we harness the power of quantum overflow toilets to create a more efficient and sustainable universe? By designing toilets that can handle the infinite iterations of you, of course!
Our team of experts is working on a new line of toilets that can handle the stresses of transdimensional overflows, using a combination of technologies from the future and mathematical modeling of bathroom dynamics.
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