Chrono Safety Guidelines - Paradox Pipeline
Caution: Time Traveling Ahead!
This is not a drill. When navigating the Paradox Pipeline, time dilation is a real concern. Please take note of the following safety guidelines:
- Never travel more than 10 years into the past. Your ancestors may get confused.
- Always bring a spare set of socks. Time loops are a real thing.
- Respect local customs and laws. You don't want to be a chrono-tourist.
- Don't try to prevent the invention of the wheel. You'll only end up with a bunch of confused cavemen.
Hyperloops ahead!
For more info on Time Dilation Hazards, visit: Time Dilation Hazards
Want to see some of our favorite time-traveling horror stories? Check out: Time Travel Nightmares
Or if you're just feeling particularly bold, take a gander at our Chrono-Safety Experiment Log