Q: What is a Chariot Whisperer?
A: A Chariot Whisperer is a highly skilled individual capable of communicating with chariots. It's like a therapist, but for horses.
Q: How do I become a Chariot Whisperer?
A: Ah, it's not for the faint of heart. It takes years of practice, patience, and a strong stomach for hay and manure.
Q: Can I really make a living as a Chariot Whisperer?
A: In a world where chariots have taken over the economy, the answer is: absolutely. But don't say we didn't warn you.
Q: How do I choose the right chariot for my needs?
A: That's like asking how to choose the right therapist for your existential crisis. You just know it when you feel it.
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