What to Do When Your Chariot Collides with a Tree
Step 1: Panic. Your chariot is now wedged between the tree and a nearby rock, and you're not sure which one will give first.
Step 2: Try to back up carefully while maintaining eye contact with the tree. If the rock doesn't budge, the tree might be the problem.
Step 3: Call our emergency chariot hotline: 1-800-CHARIOT-911 to report the incident and receive guidance from our team of expert charioteers.
Step 4: In extreme cases, consider switching to a different mode of transportation, such as a bicycle or a unicycle. Your chariot may never recover from this trauma.
Or, you know, just ask your chariot operator to have a nap and hope the problem resolves itself.