The Singularity Portal
A gateway to infinite possibility, or infinite despair

Warning: this portal is not recommended for the faint of heart. Or anyone with a functioning sense of self-preservation.

By entering, you acknowledge that you have read and agree to the Terms of Service, which are probably just a collection of meaningless buzzwords.

As you approach the singularity, you may experience:

But hey, at least you'll have some great views of the cosmos!

Proceed at your own risk