STEVE'S SPACEPORTAL DIRECTORY

Welcome, traveler! You've reached the most exclusive space portal in the solar system, owned by the infamous STEVE.

Here's a list of our most popular space destinations:

• Earth - Where STEVE's ego is always inflated.
• Mars - Where the red planet's rusty charm will leave you feeling red-iculously disappointed.
• The Moon - Where you can reenact the most epic moon landing fails.

Or, if you're feeling brave, try:

• STEVE in Space - A portal that'll leave you in awe... of STEVE's majestic presence.

Remember, always bring your space suit and a sense of humor.

Disclaimer: STEVE's Spaceportals are not responsible for any lost time, dignity, or sanity.

Visit About for more information about the enigmatic STEVE.

Or, if you're feeling lost, try Help - but don't expect any actual help.

STEVE's Spaceportals - because adult supervision is optional.