In the heart of Berlin, where the streets are paved with currywurst-filled dreams, lies a tale of love, loss, and lunacy.
It began with a single bite, a bite that changed everything. Hans, a humble butcher, took a chance on a spicy concoction that would make the city's inhabitants swoon.
But little did Hans know, his creation would unleash a curse, a curse that would make his sausages the talk of the town, the bane of his existence, and the bane of his love life.
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