Currywurst Curse: A Saucy Saga of Berlin's Favourite

In the heart of Berlin, where the streets are paved with currywurst-filled dreams, lies a tale of love, loss, and lunacy.

It began with a single bite, a bite that changed everything. Hans, a humble butcher, took a chance on a spicy concoction that would make the city's inhabitants swoon.

But little did Hans know, his creation would unleash a curse, a curse that would make his sausages the talk of the town, the bane of his existence, and the bane of his love life.

Seek help from our team of experts who've been there, done that, and still can't get enough of the stuff.

Or, if you'd rather, let's try some currywurst-aided meditation to calm the saucy beast within.

A picture of Hans, the butcher, with a look of horror and despair on his face, as the currywurst curse takes hold

Currywurst Curse Support Groups

Join our community of fellow sufferers and find solace in the company of others who've been similarly afflicted.

We've got groups for:

Vegetarians and Vegans who've had it with the sausages

Omnivores who just can't get enough