THE SOCK-TREATY OF THE DAY

This treaty, signed on a Tuesday, declares that socks shall always be worn in pairs.

Article I: Sock Matching

Section A: Socks of the same color shall be paired.

Section B: Socks of different colors shall not be paired.

Article II: Sock Rotation

Section A: Socks shall be rotated daily to prevent foot fungus.

Section B: No exceptions, not even on weekends.

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