You've been diagnosed with Question Mark Syndrome? Congratulations! You're in the right place. Our team of highly trained doctors (in their imagination) are here to help you.
Our treatment plan involves a series of rigorous exercises to help you learn to form complete sentences. Yes, it's that hard.
Sigh. Just sigh. Let it all out. It's a start.
Continue to Phase 2: Sighing with Feeling
Now that you've mastered the art of just sighing, let's add some emotion to it. Practice your 'I'm so frustrated' sighs and your 'This is so unfair' sighs.
Exaggerate Your Sighs in Phase 3
It's time to really let it all out. Add some dramatic flair to your sighs. For example: 'I'm soooo frustrated, I could scream!' or 'I'm soooo tired of this nonsense!'
The Ultimate Sigh: You're Almost There
Congratulations, you've reached the end of our treatment plan! You're now a master of the sigh. But don't forget, there's always room for improvement. Practice those sighs daily and you'll be the envy of all your friends.
Join our Sigh Support Group to share your newfound skills and connect with others who understand the struggles of Question Mark Syndrome.