Treatment of Question Mark Syndrome

A condition where the question mark is not just a mark, but a lifestyle

Caused by excessive exposure to existential dread, Question Mark Syndrome is a rare but debilitating condition where the question mark, once a simple punctuation mark, becomes an all-consuming force in one's life.

Symptoms include:

• Uncontrollable urge to ask rhetorical questions
• Difficulty making declarative statements
• Unshaken trust in the meaning of words
• Unhealthy reliance on ambiguity and evasion

Diagnosis is often made through a series of probing questions:

1. Do you find yourself questioning the fabric of reality?
2. Do you frequently find yourself stuck in an endless loop of 'what ifs' and 'maybes'?
3. Do you have a strong affinity for the words 'maybe' and 'possibly', but only as a means to avoid commitment?

Treatment options include:

• Mandatory reading of philosophical texts
• Exposure to logical fallacies
• Group therapy with a focus on declarative statements

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