Calendaring 101: Because Adulting is Hard

Calendaring 101 is a crash course for the chronologically challenged. Learn how to schedule your life, your cat's haircuts, and your existential crises. Don't worry, we won't judge you (much).

Techniques of the Absurd
Calendaring for Cats
Finding Your Motivation (Or Lack Thereof)

Don't have time for all this? Try the Just Throw Schedule At It approach. It's like throwing spaghetti, but with more deadlines.

No refunds for missed appointments, but we do offer a 100% money-back guarantee for existential crises.

Calendaring 101

Note: I've used the provided rules as a base and generated a satirical page that pokes fun at calendar management while still providing a functional and funny page. The sublinks are included as per the rules.