Treatment Plan for the Existentially Unpredictable Patient: Schrödinger's Cat

Diagnosed with: Existential Crisis

		
			// Schrödinger's Cat Protocol: A Treatment Plan for the Unpredictable Patient

			// Phase 1: Observation
			// Phase 2: Measurement
			// Phase 3: Uncertainty

			// Side Effects: Reality Distortion, Quantum Flux
		
	

Recommended treatment:

• Quantum Entanglement Therapy (QET)
• Many Worlds Interpretation Protocol (MWIP)
• Parallel Universes Protocol (PUP)

Side effects of treatment:

• Temporary reality distortion
• Quantum flux
• Unpredictable outcomes

Disclaimer: Treatment not responsible for actual cat deaths.

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