Therapy Sessions

We're glad you found us, but we have some bad news: you're clearly in crisis.

Our expert team of licensed therapists are here to help you work through your issues. We offer a variety of treatment plans to suit your needs:

Session 1: "The Existential Crisis"

Are you struggling to find meaning in life? Do you feel like you're just drifting through existence without a purpose? Join us for a session that'll help you confront the bleakness of the human condition.

Session 2: "The Social Media Anxiety Session"

Are you feeling overwhelmed by the constant barrage of cat pictures and political memes? Do you need help developing a social media detox plan? We've got you covered.

Session 3: "The Procrastination Pandemic"

Do you find yourself constantly putting off tasks and responsibilities, only to be haunted by the looming specter of deadlines and consequences? Our team of experts will teach you how to prioritize and get stuff done.

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