Our team of expertly trained, slightly-addicted scientists have conducted an in-depth analysis of your caffeine intake.
You have been consuming an average of 3.7 cups of coffee per day. This is 37% above the recommended daily limit.
Your risk level for jitters, anxiety, and spontaneous combustion has been calculated as follows:
- 88% chance of spontaneous combustion (but let's be real, it's probably just a side effect of the cat)
- 92% chance of experiencing jitters so intense they'll make you question your life choices
- 75% chance of developing anxiety so paralyzing it'll make you question your ability to get out of bed in the morning