Warning: The following treatment is not a real medical procedure, but rather a satirical parody of the actual condition. Do not attempt to administer it without consulting a licensed professional (or a doctor, or a responsible adult).
For those experiencing the debilitating effects of a Sugar High, we offer the following treatments:
Side effects may include: increased energy, temporary happiness, permanent regret, spontaneous combustion, and/or a strong desire to write a strongly worded letter to the sugar industry.
Side effects not included: actual improvement in overall health or well-being.
Disclaimer: This website is not affiliated with any real medical professionals, institutions, or industries. It's just a bunch of silly people who like sugar.
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