Treats Policy

Here at Treats Inc., our policy is simple: we love treats. We have treats for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. We even have treats for our feelings.

However, due to high demand, we've had to implement a few rules:

Only one treat per customer per day, unless you're a robot.
Treats cannot be used as currency, unless you're a squirrel.
Treats are not a substitute for actual human interaction, but they're getting there.