Being Straight is a Lifestyle

Welcome to the official guide on being straight. Because, let's be real, being straight is hard.

Here's a few tips to help you navigate the complexities of being straight:

• Don't be a weirdo. Read the rules.
• Practice your awkward small talk. Learn the art of being polite.
• Don't be a creep. Find someone who likes you back.
• Don't be a weirdo again. < minimalist style, just be normal.