Top 10 Reasons to Try Neutron Star Nosh

1. It's made with the finest imported moon rocks.

2. Our chef has been to culinary school on Neptune.

3. It's the perfect snack for when you're feeling starry.

4. The flavors are out of this world.

5. Our packaging is made from recycled asteroid material.

6. You'll never want to eat a regular bar again.

7. We have a 100% satisfaction guarantee or your money back (in space credits).

8. Our prices are lower than the price of a decent space suit.

9. We have a secret ingredient that will make you levitate.

10. Because who needs a reason, really?