Overpriced Avocado Toast: The Trend that Never Gets Old

Join the ranks of the elite as you pay top dollar for a slice of bread with some mushy green things on it.

Our expertly crafted avocado toast is made with:

1 slice of artisanal bread (imported from France)
1/4 of a single, organic avocado (because 1/2 is just not enough)
Optional: a sprinkle of flecks of sea salt (because, why not?)

Price: $19.99 (plusประก tax)

Side effects may include:

Temporary loss of financial stability
Sudden onset of crippling debt
Uncontrollable cravings for more avocado toast

For more information, visit:

Artisanal Bread from Our Oven or Avocado Toast of the Month Club