Overpriced Avocado Toast: The Trend that Never Gets Old
Join the ranks of the elite as you pay top dollar for a slice of bread with some mushy green things on it.
Our expertly crafted avocado toast is made with:
- 1 slice of artisanal bread (imported from France)
- 1/4 of a single, organic avocado (because 1/2 is just not enough)
- Optional: a sprinkle of flecks of sea salt (because, why not?)
Price: $19.99 (plusประก tax)
Side effects may include:
- Temporary loss of financial stability
- Sudden onset of crippling debt
- Uncontrollable cravings for more avocado toast
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Artisanal Bread from Our Oven or Avocado Toast of the Month Club
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