Tricks for Avoiding CCTV: A Guide for the Paranoid

Chapter 1: The Art of Vanishing Act

Learn how to melt into the shadows like a ninja. Tips include:

• Cease all physical activity for at least 30 minutes before leaving the house.
• Develop a talent for 'disappearing' into plain sight.
• Avoid eye contact; stare at your feet instead.

Read on for advanced vanishing techniques

Chapter 2: The Science of Stealthy Communication

Learn how to whisper secrets without being overheard. Tips include:

• Use a megaphone in a public restroom.
• Whisper loudly and with conviction.
• Practice your 'accidental eavesdropping.'

Explore the world of stealthy communication

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