Are you tired of the same old mundane reality? Do you yearn for something more... abyssal?
We've got the solution: Abyssal Abduction! Where the deep ones will sweep you away, never to be seen again... until next week, when they'll bring you back for another round of existential dread.
Our expert team of abyssal handlers will guide you through the process, ensuring a safe and... relatively comfortable experience.
Learn more about our abductions Hear from past victims... er, clients