Warning: This tale is for the faint of heart and the slow of hand.
In a land of pixels and wires, there lived a hero named Bob. Bob was known throughout the realm for his unwavering dedication to the art of keyboard throwing.
For years, Bob had perfected his technique, his fingers moving swiftly and surely across the keys as he hurled his trusty keyboard at the unsuspecting walls of the computer lab.
His legend grew as he threw with precision and accuracy, his keyboard soaring through the air like a majestic eagle.
But with great power comes great responsibility, and Bob soon found himself at the center of a heated debate: was his art a noble pursuit, or a reckless display of destructive power?
One fateful day, Bob faced off against the dark lord of the land, the dreaded Keyboard Warlord. The battle raged on, with keyboards shattering against the walls and Bob's reputation at stake.
The Epic Saga of the Keyboard Thrower