Welcome, fellow trolls, to the most sophisticated guide to phishing the unwary and gullible. Here, you'll find the latest and greatest in phishing techniques, guaranteed to make your online exploits more convincing than a well-crafted phishing email sent from a Nigerian prince's bank account.
Learn how to turn your victims' own words against them.
Master the ancient art of making your victims look like fools while you pilfer their passwords.
Find out how to craft the perfect hook that'll reel in even the most skeptical of fish.
And that's it for today's lesson. Remember, a true master of the dark arts of phishing must always stay one step ahead of the game. May your clicks be plentiful and your victims be few.