LEVERAGING TECHNIQUE ISSUES (a troubleshooting guide)

Are you experiencing technique issues? Do you feel like your artisanship skills are as useful as a wet sock in achartInstance? Well, don't worry! Our troubleshooting guide is here to help you navigate the choppy waters of technique.

But first, let's establish one thing: technique is not a skill. It's a fancy word for "stuff you're not good at yet." So, let's get into it.

Step 1: Identify the Problem (a.k.a. The Obvious Part)

Before you can start fixing the problem, you need to know what the problem is. This is like finding the leak in the roof, except instead of water, it's your pride and dignity.

So, what seems to be the problem? Is it your lack of understanding? Your lack of practice? Or maybe it's your lack of talent? (Just kidding, you're talented. You're just having a bad day.)

Step 2: Consult the Internet (a.k.a. The Source of All Knowledge)

Now that you know what the problem is, it's time to seek the guidance of the almighty Google prophets. Type your issue into the search bar, and voilà! You'll have more information than you know what to do with.

But be warned, the prophets of the internet can be harsh. They'll tell you things like "you're doing it wrong" and "you should've done it this way." Don't worry, it's just their way of saying "I'm smarter than you."

So, take the information you've gathered, and try to apply it. If it doesn't work, move on to the next step.

Step 3: Practice, Practice, Practice (a.k.a. The Part prophets Will Hate)

Now that you have some idea of what to do, it's time to put it into practice. This is like playing a musical instrument, except instead of music, you're playing at being good at technique.

Don't be discouraged if it doesn't come out right at first. The prophets of technique will tell you that practice is key, but they won't tell you that practice is boring. And trust me, it's boring.

But don't worry, with enough practice, you'll eventually get the hang of it. And when you do, you'll be able to say "I told you so." (Just kidding, you won't be able to say that because you'll still be terrible.)

So, keep practicing, and remember: technique is a learnable skill (just don't tell the prophets of the internet I said that).