Advanced Troubleshooting Techniques

For when regular troubleshooting methods fail, and you need to get your machine to talk to you in a slightly-less-exasperated tone.

Step 1: Check the Obvious (Again)

Look for the obvious. Like the one wire that's loose and causing all the problems.

Read about the time we found the one wire

Step 2: Consult the Internet (But Not Too Much)

Search for answers, but don't get lost in an endless sea of misinformation and cat pictures.

Meet our team of expert online troubleshooters

Step 3: Call the Experts (If You Must)

We have a team of highly-paid, slightly-irritated experts who will walk you through the process of doing the thing you should have done in the first place.

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