**WARNING: Do not open this page if you value your sanity.**
This is the toy box of doom, where the toys that are too broken to play with have come to live. You'll find an assortment of slightly used, slightly abused, and utterly bewildered toys, all waiting for you.
Some of the toys have been here for weeks, months, or even years, just waiting for the right owner to come along and say "Oh, I'll just have that one, thank you very much."
View the latest additions to the collection.