Trust Facilitation: Where the Walls of Uncertainty Come Down

Here, you will find the answers to all the questions that have ever plagued humanity, but were too afraid to ask.

• Why did the chicken cross the road?
• Will I ever find true love?
• Is the answer to the ultimate question really 42?
• Do I need to trust the system, or will it just break me?

	// Trust Facilitation Algorithm
	// Version 1.0
	// Created by the great and powerful Dr. B.
	// 
	public function trustFacilitate($question) {
		if ($question === "the answer") {
			return "42";
		} else {
			return "I'm sorry, I'm not sure";
		}
	}