Trust Fall Recovery Techniques

For those who have fallen victim to trust falls, we offer a variety of recovery techniques.

• Spontaneous Convulsion Therapy - A revolutionary method of shaking off the pain.
• Empathy Masking Device - A clever way to pretend you're listening.
• Trust Fall Reversal Surgery - A surgical solution to a very real problem.
• Self-Justification Treatment Program - A program to help you convince yourself you were right.

Remember, trust falls are just a part of life. But with our recovery techniques, you can bounce back in no time!